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woopie stick

penis, pecker, dick, dong, cock, wang, love stick, weiner, schlong, prick, johnson, willy, member, phallus, tool, knob, peter, rod, pork sword, meat, meat whistle, main vein, bologna pony, pocket rocket, pole, quiver bone, salami, sausage, shaft, unit, noodle, one-eyed monster, trouser snake, tube steak, junk, third leg, ding-a-ling, piece, and all other nicknamess for the lovable male genitalia
Dude, I totally gave her my woopie stick last night!
woopie stick by grizzly34 January 11, 2009

Whoopi Slapped 

When someone fills their butt hole full of air, and slaps them with it and lets out a poo.
Shane Dawson was crazy as all shit in bed and whoopi slapped me.
Whoopi Slapped by Adrojake January 11, 2011

whoopee stick 

Slang term for male genitalia used in the bloodhound gang's single Foxtrot.
"Vulcanize the whoopee stick, in the ham wallet"

"I used my whoopee stick for some hardcore Vagina Mining"

"Vanessa moaned as i railed her with my whoopee stick"

"I finally got Vanessa to suck my whoopee stick"

the whoopin' stick 

Something you use (figuratively) when kicking someone's ass.
Captain Insano (WWF): "All I can tell you is this, Jimmy. Next week at the arena I'm gonna bust out the whoopin' stick on Triple H and knock him into the next century, and that's a promise!"
Mrs. Insano: "More like the whoopin' twig, little man."
the whoopin' stick by Nick D May 24, 2004

whoopi slap 

When someone fills their butthole full of air and then they slap somebody with it and let out a poo.
My boyfriend decided to try a new move on me called a whoopi slap. It was so gross.
whoopi slap by Benny G East January 15, 2011

Whoopi-Stain 

A stain left on any surface after sexual activities. aka. sad, lost, and forgotten spermies
The only traces we found were wine and whoopi-stains.
Whoopi-Stain by the grimm November 6, 2011