whompercunt

An absolutely idiotic and ridiculous person, one step up on the insult list from cockwomble

If you think that's worth a fiver, you must be some sort of whompercunt. Now, fuck off.

by Gimbler March 25, 2009

Whompledonkey

(Womp-il-don-KEY)
A person so unattractive that one looking upon that person has chills run down their spine or a feeling of disgust.

Man, I can not believe Jonny Joe is going out with that Whompledonkey. Looking at her makes me queasy.

by Urps December 30, 2008

Whomper-Jawed

A term denoting a messed up situation, place, or thing.

John's car was whomper-jawed after the car wreck.

Susan's face was all whomper-jawed after the softball hit her.

by Steve November 12, 2004

wizzle whomper

Someone who is lame
Has no life
Someone who you wouldnt want to be seen in public with.

wizzle whomper is a low life

by cheetahmama May 14, 2009

Toilet Whomper

A girl who just had a one night stand, got knocked up and aborted her baby and flushed it down the toilet.

"Hey, sorry I took so long in the bathroom."
"You didn't just flush our baby down the craphole, did you?"
"No..."
"OMG you're such a toilet whomper."

by Toilet Whomper February 8, 2009

whomph

to eat or to consume either figuratively or literaly any form of flatulance from another person.

"He made me whomph when farted on my head while i was sleeping"

by Dolores Doobie March 28, 2007

womphead

someone who is really into any intense form of electronic music, mainly dubstep; usually a person at one of these concerts who's constantly "wompin out" once that sick-ass bass hits the floor

-"Hey did you go to Bassnectar last night?"

-"Yea I did it was insanity. There were so many wompheads just lettin loose it was f**kin incredible."

by JayKilla89 March 8, 2011