whomper

Slang for bass speaker(s), usually installed in cars occupied by angst-filled youth. Dubbed "whomper" due to the constant "whomp whomp" noise heard by everyone within a 10 mile radius of said car.

Not to be confused with "whopper"

by Miss Take December 16, 2003

whomper

Automotive accessory installed by very stupid, anti-social, greasy-haired Pachuco boys in their cars. They do this for two reasons. First, it annoys decent people. Second, it will make them deaf as a post, and liberal politicians can offer Pachukes yet another entitlement, free hearing aids paid for by YOU and YOUR taxes.

The greasy-haired Pachuco cruised through the neighborhood with his whompers blasting.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

whomper

a well structured nose.
nostrils are in perfect postion
no boogers coming out.

"did you get your nose done?"
"no"
"oh. you have a naturally nice whomper"

by jambamarker October 19, 2008

Whomper-dank

noun: referring to male's penis
verb: interacting in a sexual activity as a male

She loves my whomper-dank. I whomper-danked that hoe last night.

by Jef-hof-fayah November 1, 2011

mud whomper

A group of gay men who gather for a butt orgy.

Anthony and Johnson put an add on Craigslist soliciting for a good mud whomper.

by BigDickDingo February 23, 2014

Whomper-Jawed

A term denoting a messed up situation, place, or thing.

John's car was whomper-jawed after the car wreck.

Susan's face was all whomper-jawed after the softball hit her.

by Steve November 12, 2004

wizzle whomper

Someone who is lame
Has no life
Someone who you wouldnt want to be seen in public with.

wizzle whomper is a low life

by cheetahmama May 14, 2009