Wombus

when a woman has a rhombus shaped womb, implying she's a dysfunctional slut

Man, I plowed that girl last night, definitely had a wombus

by Rhina March 8, 2016

Wombus

An extremely large or fat person that makes you feel jolly because they dont realize. they think they have friends in most cases, and sometimes do, as they are so very friendly. people dont like being mean to them.

Santa Clause.

OR

girl: ewwww andy just said he likes me

best friend: uh why do you talk to him? Wombus.. seriously. he is.

girl: well yeah.. but hes so nice. i like texting him:)

best friend: okay sounds like a plan, he makes me feel jolly.

by heheimabitch September 10, 2010

Katty-Whompus

Crazy, not exactly right, messed up, fucked up, a little off

You people who don't know how to drive in the snow, that get out there and get all katty-whompus and sideways in the street, just need to stay at home.

by ThaKaptin February 11, 2014

whompus

Any man or woman of an obese and sexually frustrated nature with triple chins and a jacrank attitude.

Did you see that fuckin' whompus cut me off?

by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006

Whompus

A vagina with balls
also see chompus...

Dude, that dyke over there has a whompus!

by jamesantwaanmcguel January 24, 2008

whompus cat

a big nasty hairy stretched cooter

jethro: hey leroy your mom has a whompus cat.

leroy: how do u jethro?

jethro: cause i was in it last night!

by jethro and leroy March 2, 2009

deli whompus

When a girl takes a piece of lunch meat and puts it in her pussy and fingers herself with it then makes a samich with that same piece of meat.

Hannah and Journie sat down and enjoyed a nice Deli Whompus together after climaxing with the chipped turkey

by Billy Badass & Super Duper July 30, 2011