Whitewater Wristing

another term for jerking off

"Caught Bob doing a little whitewater wristing"

by Phil McCraken November 10, 2003

whitewater rafting

A fun activity where you put on PFDs (layman; "life jacket"), jump in a rubber raft with little PVC paddles and float down the river....no big deal...until you get flipped over, hit on the head with a rock, hit in the teeth with a paddle, flipped out of the raft, pushed out of the raft, or are simply scared out of your mind and go into fight-or-flight mode with those class 5 rapids coming around the bend.

I was having a fun time whitewater rafting until we hit this class 4 sideways, our raft flipped over, I got sucked into the rapid and popped out about 40 feet away (still holding on to my paddle)...After whitewater rafting (which was a real rush) driving on the beltway doesn't seem so bad.

by irishREPUBLICANarmy January 1, 2004

Whitewater

A small town in southern Wisconsin where heroin is killing people every day yet the police worry more about people parking in their own grass.

"Wanna go to whitewater?"
"No i dont feel like getting murdered behind the pizza joint for drug money."

by Skavinger May 14, 2016

Whitewater Shafting

The act of sexual intercourse on a waterbed.

When he saw the waterbed in her dorm room, he knew he was in for some whitewater shafting.

by Adman12 June 12, 2008

whitewater cocktail

eating another man's cum from inside a woman's after he's ejaculated in her

After ****ing Wendy, Jason made Billy drink whitewater cocktail.

by MajiShine December 25, 2009

Whitepowerkfc

White crybaby faggot that slurps cum from any dick he can pay for

Male prostitute: looking for a date bro?

Whitepowerkfc: only if I can swallow ur cum after u pony’s my ass

by BabeBanger November 24, 2018

drunkius-whiteperson

A horrible bearded white person who fucks with other people for attention mostly at Japanese anime schools and sex clubs. They also have a horrible penis size.

1. all I drink is corona

2. cmon waifu.
3. you are a horrible fuck, don't talk to me again
4. YOU ARE THE WORLDS GREATEST DRUNKIUS-WHITEPERSON!

by overlordissomewhatdead December 27, 2018