Whitlowed

The act of being knocked the fuck out by your buddy during a good ol' fashion brawl.

Dude! Jonas was backing up Jett in that brawl the other night and Jett turned around and Whitlowed his ass!

by chipdoughboy November 2, 2009

whiteologist

The study of white people; Rednecks

That whiteologist is one son of a bitch.

by 4edc non juicy g fifth jib nmm February 6, 2018

whiteflake

A white person, often with good intentions, who is unable to accept that racism still exists in the present. A portmanteau of "white" and "snowflake."

Jill: "I don't know why they're still talking about race, equal rights were granted decades ago!"
John: "What a whiteflake"

by rosefly June 11, 2019

WhiteForm

An infection that makes you turn white.

“Omg Michael Jackson got WhiteForm!”

by ProFade December 22, 2020

Poor man's whiteclaw

A shot of vodka poured into a can of La Croix.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.

I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Man's Whiteclaw instead!

by jaybirdlaw December 1, 2020

whitelock

a truly scary but hilarious man who should have been given his own television show the minute his butt hit the floor on the day he was born.

has an unholy love for the constitution

Mr. Whitelock gave me detention because I dropped the social studies book, which contains the constitution

by Carrot June 20, 2006

whiteylocks

white people with dreadlocks, especially hippies and vegans.

I enjoyed the vegetarian potluck, but my aesthetic sensibilities were disturbed by all the whiteylocks.

by Kevin Sasha O'Malley July 16, 2008