Wiffenated

To be utterly, and royally screwed by an incompetent co-worker.

Specifically, a middle-aged woman who has no workable skills except hovering and lacking common sense. They also lack the ability to distinguish between Skim and Soy milk.

"Who am I working with this morning?"

-Mary.

"Oh man, I have been WIFFENATED!"

by I smell Wiff. January 27, 2009

matt wiffen

Someone who has super powers and has to wear meme glasses to contain his powers; apart of a super villain Maffia family!

Is that a Matt Wiffen!

by adwawdawa February 12, 2017

Strategic Whiffing

A term used in the hit E-Sport game, Rocket league, for strategically missing the ball in a way that allows your teammates to not feel bad about how inadequate they are and how good you are.

My buddy James will never know he only made that shot because I decided that strategic whiffing the ball would improve his day.

by ProjectA July 19, 2019

Biff Whiffer

Alternative word for Lesbian.

"I thought Jennie had a boyfriend, but she was a biff whiffer all along."

by David75020 April 23, 2008

Beverly Hills Whiffer

When you meet a really stuck up chicky, bang her doggystyle, corkscrew 2 fingers up her ass and scrape some shit out, pull out your fingers and put one finger in each nostril. Pull her head back by her hair and yell "so you think your shit don’t stink?"

I met this girl who thought she was "hot shit"...I ended up giving her the beverly hills whiffer and now she knows whats up.

by Tha Muzza January 4, 2007

whiffer sniffer

a guy that goes around sniffing girl's bicycle seats in rainy weather

"I saw that guy in the parking lot. He's a whiffer sniffer allright!"

by joe mcduffie July 6, 2007

Whiffed

To be highly stoned, blazed or baked by any form of copious cannabanoid consumption.

Person 1: I’m a bit whiffed off of that second hand smoke la.

Person 2: Shut the fuck up lad you’re sending me scatty.

by pirategame420 March 5, 2020