whaler

a huge woman weighing over a metric ton with red skin, long grungy nails, and kankles

Ain't nobody movin' up on my whaler!

by playa hata May 13, 2003

whaler's license

A license needed to attract females that are heavyset

"Damn you check that chick out?"
"Hell no, I'd need a whaler's license for that shit"

by Stephen & Matt June 11, 2006

Blue Whaler

A man who goes for the largest and/or most overweight woman at a venue or in his social circle. (The ‘Blue Whale’ being the largest known animal to ever have existed).

Doug is such a Blue Whaler, especially after exacerbating his seamanship with a draught of 30 keg beers on Bromas.

by THEdickhatch April 11, 2013

The Hartford Whaler

The Hartford Whaler begins in a sexual position where a female is stripped naked with her hands behind her back, flopping around like a fish on the deck of a boat. The male stands behind her with an erection trying to stick a hole like a harpoon, while screaming AHOY!

My girl wanted a beach fantasy so I tied her hands behind her back and did The Hartford Whaler

by Spillaneyourlegs October 16, 2021

Boston Whaler

Sexual Position...Consisting of 2 harpoons, a wheel of a ship, rope, a captains hat, and an eye patch...any combination u think of is acceptable

This chick was a freak...she wanted to do the boston whaler...

by 3600 January 19, 2009

japanese whaler

The act of having sex with a fat chick while in a pool or similar body of water.

Johno pulled a japanese whaler with that Amy chick last night.

by Grassman14 January 26, 2014

heck of a whaler

This simply describes a specimen of the obese sub-species of humans. Common characteristics are huge-sized, full-packed with blubber and idiotic.

Hey dude, did you see that heck of a whaler come crashing straight through the door?!

by irritated September 10, 2005