wailing dick

(N) Any douche or chode guy who's yelling and/or pissing the hell out of people by drawing a lot of unnecessary attention to himself.

***Steelers vs Ravens game*****

Guy 1: YEEEAAAHHH GO PATRIOTS!

Guy 2: Fucking wailing dick...

by Jeffrey_Blake_kkk July 17, 2011

Whaling Instructor

A master whaler. One who is proficient enough to make their career out of teaching others the art of whaling. The best of the best have the life long ambition of landing Moby Dick.

I can't believe you took advice from Bill Davies. You need a pick up artist dude. Not some fucking whaling instructor

by burr killer October 15, 2010

wailing woods

a place where no one goes unless they are building a sky base

lets go wailing woods and hide from everybody.

by 420NoscopeBlazeboi May 13, 2018

ass-wailing

to be going really fucking fast

He was ass-wailing down the street.

by random student January 1, 2008

Urban Whaling

Where one goes around town, chasing fat bitches with a pole, like whale hunting

Dude im fucking bored, lets go urban whaling

by Why yes, yes it is March 1, 2010

Internet Whaling

v;The Act of seaching, desperately, for women online, usually for pseudo sex or cyber sex. Nerds, Geeks, Fatties, Pedos, and Artia are the usual practitioners of this depraved activity.

"Is that dumbass pedo, Artia, still internet whaling on LS?"
"Yea!MAN THE HARPOONS! His e-girls cometh! D:"

by HighWinder May 4, 2008

Land Whaling

When you fuck a big women on the beach

"I went to the beach yesterday and caught a nigga land whaling."

by DoveSoap January 23, 2015