Westmont Waste

When a Westmont guy and a Westmont girl hang out all the time over the course of a month, semester, or even a year, and everyone knows that they like each other, but nothing ever happens because, well, it's Westmont.

A: I see Sarah and Jimmy hanging out all the time... are they a couple or something?
B: Nah man, it's just another Westmont Waste

A: Wasn't Emily your Westmont Wow freshman year?
B: Psh! More like Westmont Waste!

by westmonster June 30, 2011

westmont guy

A male from Westmont College whose goals for college include, maintaining an expensive scholarship, looking good, and proving to Westmont girls their manliness through either deep conversation or idiotic behavior (i.e. various screeches, hoots, and general goofyness).

That Westmont guy is so nice, but he sounds like a banshee on crack when he beckons his bretheren.

by Toc tic October 30, 2006

westmont girl

a female from Westmont College whose cheif end is to save the world and/or find a husband by graduation

"That westmont girl just got engaged on europe semester."

"You have to give a westmont girl a ring to get sex."

by the bosh April 14, 2005

westbound

Hobo lingo for "kicking the bucket" or simply "dieing".

Paps the hobo: Ol Hap, this flu gonna be'a sendin me WESTBOUND for sure!

Pops the hobo: Fables and fairy tales! No minor flu ever killed anyone!

by P. Wisconsin September 17, 2009

Westmoney

a Place in Long island which is revised from westbury to Westmoney

yo im from Westmoney
Westmoney where we at Mike Bizzle

by Westmoney yang May 12, 2011

Westmont High School

Westmont High school is a school located in a suburb of chicago known to be shaped like a penis.

girl "Good thing we go to Lyons township and not westmont high school"
boy "why"
girl "Because I heard Westmont high school is shaped like a penis"

by fuckdesniqqas August 5, 2011

Westmont

A suburban town South of Chicago, Illinois, composed of 24,000 people. Sandwiched between Downers Grove, Hinsdale and Clarendon Hills, it contains one High School composed of approximately 500 students, located in the center of the subdivision, Oakwood. Basically, everyone knows everyone's business which allows too much drama. There's hardly anything to do; drugs and drinking have become popular amongst teenagers, adults and certain teachers are also suspected to partake in such substances.

This town fucking blows, it must be Westmont.

by savethisxsinkingship May 28, 2008