Westernise

To bomb a country into western culture

Guy1: hey Vietnam is really kicking off!

Guy2: yeah, America is slowly destroying their way of life as well as Cambodia's

Guy3: yay capitalism!

Guy4: and that's how to westernise lads

by Bantaman July 13, 2015

westernized muslim

the muslims that are cool. the ones that know how to read and write, the ones that went to school the ones that don't try to throw their religion in your face and hate the terrorists that people that kill as much as you do

I'm friends with plenty of muslims but they are all westernized

westernized muslims can still keep their culture

see moderate muslim

by im me hi April 13, 2010

westernization

The culture that goes along with the capitalist system and those that consume in it. It mainly consists of douchebags with phones, dumbfuck optimistic yoga bitches, controlling, but caring and loving parents, "politically-correct" "ethicists", and nerds. There's a lot more too it, since many of the people have a diverse array of psychological problems and childhood extravagancy and "rational" people who know nothing about philosophy. This is one of two atheistic cultures that branched off from Asian and eastern European atheism and one turned to hedonism and the other turned to rationalism. It's a shame that the communists lost. They had ideas that were ahead of their time. The capitalists had more money because the pursuit of hedonism means the pursuit of wealth, while the communists only got the wealth they needed. Traditional cultures base their society on beliefs, and without deliberation, a culture with beliefs will be less likely to have those with radical ideas, like capitalism and communism. Capitalism favors the majority's human needs and desires while leaving out everybody else and nonconformists. Communism is based on what our needs are and follows rationality and demands total conformity. Capitalization is like 'eh, take it or leave it'.

Average citizen: Pfft, I'm not run by a hedonistic, greedy government. It just works and I don't know how it works but it works for me.

Communist: Westernization is flawed. It succumbs to the minority while cultivating the majority.

Objective observer (isd'kn'): Both westernization and communism could be perfect societies if they provide for the needs of everybody. Capitalism makes its majority dumb and it's minority extremely wealthy (those that produce and those that consume). Communism, on the other hand conforms to what society needs. Capitalism creates a culture while communism has little culture, it works like mechanics.

by a_guy_with_this_for_a_name! May 20, 2014

Neo - Westernism

A new culture born in western countries based on fake personalities and fake bodies. Also known as THOTS. Not to be compared to real westernism a nearly perfect ideology.

Neo - Westernism is ruining our society.

by Real Yams September 16, 2018

Westernised

Getting drunk of henry westerners

Im getting westernised this weekend

by Billmaw19 January 5, 2026

Westerning

The act of going to a Fish and Chip shop at lunch (or indeed any time of the day). in order to "western" there should be at least three people and copious amounts of salt and/or ketchup must be added.

Boy A: Where you going at lunch?
Boy B: I'm westerning with Boy C, Boy D and BOY E

by Middle-class liberal softy September 19, 2009

Westerneyezing

When Asian girls bring in pictures of white actresses or Asian American movie actresses, to plastic surgeons to ask for their eyes to be "Westernized." This will create better job and marital prospects.

Oh, she got that westerneyezing work done. Her eyes big as hell now.

by IaMsOPLasTic December 6, 2019