if you’re wessed you’re really high/stoned/drunk to the point you’re monging out and can barely function
by Iz2019 June 18, 2021
Person, not necessarily named "Wess", though it is a name, who appears suddenly and for no apparent reason during musical presentations, math competitions, summer camps, ect.
by "Organized Mayhem!?!/111" June 15, 2004
by Iwishiwasakoolkid October 31, 2019
Raid Leader: Those being tombed will move to the usual spots for p2 and p3, clear?
All: kgo
Raid Leader: All right, buff up and we g2g.
Noob rushes infront and triggers Sindy HM.
-Wipe-
Raid Leader: The fuck's wrong with you?
Noob: Not my fault, they said kgo.
Raid Leader: GTFO you Wess
Kicks Noob
All: kgo
Raid Leader: All right, buff up and we g2g.
Noob rushes infront and triggers Sindy HM.
-Wipe-
Raid Leader: The fuck's wrong with you?
Noob: Not my fault, they said kgo.
Raid Leader: GTFO you Wess
Kicks Noob
by IR1337BRO November 23, 2010
by shidedfardedandcamed July 31, 2019
When something is broken on your vehicle and you improve the repair. It has been re-engineered by a mythical genius to never break again. Everything around it will actually become stronger. It has something to do with the magical fingers of the mechanic who fixes such problems. The person who can "Wessed up" repairs holds the key to the center of the time and space continuum.
"Yep, Your damn frame is rotted and your bumper is dragging the ground. Everytime we put oil in, it leaks all down the damn road. I mean Wes has some time to wave the harry potter wand at your Piece of shit and we'll get ya Wessed up and running again.
by Master_0F_ThE_OBViouS September 27, 2017
by ROXTAR007 November 20, 2008