Welty

the act of vigorously masturbating while at work.

I walked into the bathroom today and someone was having themselves a welty in the middle stall.

by DeeNaaR December 20, 2019

Welfare Cow

Welfare Cow. A sloppy lazy obesse individual with zero interest in work. Can usually be found grazing in low income apartments. Primary occupation is providing for the physical needs of Welfare Bulls. Usually has several offspring with different bulls. Social by nature welfare cows often develope drama based relationships with other welfare cows within the same apartment pens. As herds get larger the cows often compete for status and attentions from a common bull culminating in great episodes of Cops.

The Welfare Cow woke up the neighborhood when she stepped out on the apartment to yell at her newest boyfriend. I couldnt help but notice she was wearing a bright moo-moo that did little to cover her 400lb weight.

by BCM65 February 28, 2010

welfare baby

A kid born just to keep a mother on welfare

I feel sorry for Joey he's a welfare baby so his mom doesn't have to work

by Alisagirl1990 April 22, 2012

academic welfare

The dumbing-down of standards at branch/regional campuses so that their lower-class students can pass and ultimately graduate.

Man, this test was hard! Where's my "academic welfare"?

The "academic welfare" situation at Miami Hamilton is necessary for their mouth-breathers.

Without that "academic welfare" at MUH, his lazy butt would have failed out long ago!

by Frank Scanlan March 15, 2008

welfare dick

Welfare dick is when a girl fucks a guy on welfare and he fucks her long and hard and has sooo much energy because he doesnt have a job draining him every day. He can also fuck anytime 24/7. It is one of the best kinds of dick and highly addictive.

Dam girl I been getting me some of that delicious welfare dick! Fucks me all day long!

by JyahC March 2, 2015

welfare

1.) A state of being.

2.) Public Assistance.

1.) I'm the only one looking out for T's welfare!

2.) Yo, T, how long you been on welfare?

by T-Boy August 3, 2004

welfare vampire

An "entitlement" uses the coercive power of government to deprive one of the fruits of his labor and give it to the feckless members living around us in our society.

Welfare is one such "entitlement". It is a godless attempt to force charity. Unfortunately for those bent to this defective ideology, socialism, charity cannot be coerced. One can be forced to give, however, but instead of love as the impetus one does so begrudgingly creating the temptation to hate the agent of coercion (government) and the temptation to hate the recipient (welfare vampire). Additionally the recipient is tempted to hate the resource (working citizen) as the agent (government) claims the resource (working citizen) is greedily withholding money that could extricate the recipient (welfare vampire) from the current parasitic state of life

Only the welfare vampire can extricate himself from slavery to social cancer (socialism) by working to provide for himself. The welfare vampire, like any other vampire, drifts further into the darkness by gorging himself on the humanity he denies is good.

Socialism, a social cancer, promotes destruction of humanity. Creating welfare vampires is but one means to that end.

If you believe you are entitled to enslave others for your own benefit you might be a welfare vampire.

by taxed into prosperity October 5, 2011