weapons of ass destruction 

(n.) Gay men, that like to give it to eachother up the butt.

Look at Poole G, he is such a weapon of ass destruction.

weapons of ass destruction by Carlitos August 4, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

What you get in the toilet after taking a crap that felt like it came out sideways.

After hours of pushing and straining, Zach splashed a weapon of ass destruction in the toilet.

weapon of ass destruction by Ed November 5, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

When you eat 6 breakfast burritos and fart while wearing a trenchcoat. Then walk into a crowded restaurant and open your trench coat to release the toxic fumes, killing everyone.

The morning crowd at McDonald's kept eating thier food, blissfully unaware the terrorist had just finished eating 4 McGriddles. He felt a slight rumble in his intestines, then stood up and began to undo his trenchcoat buttons....

weapon of ass destruction by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

Gay slang for an exceptionally large penis, so named because of its tendency to cause anal bleeding during buggery. (see also dumdum bullet)

Hello Mr Archer, welcome to Belmarsh Prison. Your cellmate is Mad Mickey McPerve, i'd be very wary of him if i were you, he has a weapon of ass destruction, and he's not afraid to use it.

weapon of ass destruction by Dunky Oggins November 28, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

A porno movie. "Weapons of Ass Destruction" Anal sex.

That movie, Weapons of Ass Destruction was hot.

weapon of ass destruction by Jeff Stevens February 3, 2004

weapon of ass destruction

What your ass becomes after eating an IHOP broccoli & cheese omelet for breakfast, a Burrito Supreme from Taco Bell for lunch and White Castle sliders & beer for dinner

you need to register that weapon of ass destruction after chowing-down that entire tray of broccoli and cheese casserole after the bar last night

weapon of ass destruction by LEDP April 4, 2009

weapon of ass destruction

A large gas pass; the result of gassy foods

Mexican food, beans, chili, fried foods

weapon of ass destruction by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 1, 2003