waxy 

An adjective describing when a guys look is too perfect.

Can be another word for a meathead.
Person 1: OMG look at that guy, huge muscles,perfect nose,and he kind looks like a Ken doll!!!
Person 2: Ewww he is Waxy!!!!!

waxy by Bestwordever September 28, 2005

waxy 

The reciprocal of jyce. To be avoided at all costs. The worst variety of golf shot/thing.

That was the waxiest shank of the whole season.

Nik, Brian, and Mitch are so waxy

waxy by Jycemaster April 28, 2011

Waxy 

Smooth

Damn that dude is waxy af

Waxy by Smackumindabutt2 January 4, 2017

Waxy 

Smooth

Damn that dude is waxy af

Waxy by Smackumindabutt2 January 4, 2017

waxy saturday 

When a male ejaculates into ones ear.

Person A: Yooo dude did you bang her?

Person B: Nah man, she was on her period so i just gave her a waxy saturday and called it a night.

waxy saturday by Taggart. February 17, 2008

Waxy Jinn 

The sexual act in which one person lights a candle, when the candle is melted a little bit, they pour the hot wax down their partner's asshole. This person (called the Waxy Jinn) shits out a waxy shit. Then, the Waxy Jinn rubs the waxy shit on their partner's chest

"Dude, my asshole has burns on the inside of it" "What the fuck, why?" "Me and Jenny did a Waxy Jinn last night"

Waxy Jinn by loges99 November 11, 2015

Waxy Simba 

When you are having oral intercourse and your partner puts a small amount of wax on your head and massages it in.

My girlfriend wanted to get freaky, so she grabbed the burning candle while on top and dabbed her finger in wax and gave me a waxy simba.

Waxy Simba by Zoey Boyden December 27, 2021