watermeloning

a word that refers to an incredibly stupid statement and/or including the word 'watermelon' or any other related fruit.

Person 1: "I might go pick up a book on how to read."
Person 2: "Dude, stop watermeloning. Come have some fruit and yogurt."

by Skitzo Dancer A April 6, 2008

Watermeloning

When you obsessively play Suika Game with the intention of getting a double suika (two watermelons) in the game. This is in reference to Harima Tem's obsession with double melons.

I'm watermeloning so hard right now.

by Ashterah November 24, 2024

Watermeloning

Verb: To get addicted to the Japanese Puzzle video game, Suika Game

Tem has been Watermeloning on Suika game for 50 episodes straight

by PigWithAJaccet November 24, 2024

watermeloning

An abortion technique when the mother decides to fall belly first onto the ground and crushes the fetus, sending blood and guts everywhere like when one smashes a watermelon.

Bethany couldn't get an abortion so she resorted to watermeloning.

by depfried145 November 17, 2025