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Waterhead

An individual: who despite my best efforts, cannot understand how to do anything that I've already shown him how to do. This guy is a real problem for retail, because that's all he will ever try to do with his life, even if we offered him a perfectly good job as a flagpole - he would still insist on being a team player. On the upstroke, his head can also be used as a floatation device in the event of an emergency.
In 1586 John Dee and Sir Edward Kelley, threw suspected Waterheads into the Atlantic Ocean to see if they'd float... Most of them did.
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Waterhead

Not only is Reese a porky but he's a waterhead!
by CraftyCheeses January 26, 2023
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Waterhead

Waterhead is a simulator in secondlife.
Just got back from waterhead, it's dead.
by Jumpy. The Man January 26, 2023
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waterhead

Originaly slang for someone who is Hydrocephalic , but which has now come to refer to any severe idiot or retarded individual.
Jones you mindless waterhead, how many times do I have to tell you not to stick the plastic bag over your head and play astronaut?!
by Stephen Daedalus July 5, 2007
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otler

Otler lacks common sense so Makanuchi Kim called him a waterhead.

The waterhead came into ventrilo and did not say a word.
by WooWoo Brothers May 1, 2006
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waterhead

a retard, or someone being retarded
by Meat Paddy April 28, 2003
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waterhead

Cant complete simple tasks or objectives without screwing them up and making things worse than they are.
Jonesy is such a waterhead
by M0nks July 30, 2006
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