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Watchtower zombie

A metaphor to describe this special kind of Jehovah's Witnesses, underlining two of their most protruding attributes; brain-washed and never tired of trying to distribute their little mag to us disbelievers.
Through a tiny slit in my kitchen drapes I observed two Watchtower zombies hawking the door knob for a solid fifteen minutes.
by GothicReaper August 27, 2013
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All Along the Watchtower

Greatest rock song of all time. It was orginally written by Bob Dylan, but the famous (and best) version is the one performed by The Jimi Hendrix Experience, which contains an absolutely mind-blowing guitar solo which is widely regarded as one of the best of all time.
"Damn, man. That All Along the Watchtower song...wow."
"I told you it was the shit."
by My name December 19, 2005
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Waikiki watchtower

One member of the party lies in supine position and receives the fecal torpedo from someone else positioned above their face. The challenge is to dump perpendicularly into the mouth of the recieving partner in order to create a perfectly vertical watchtower.
After giving her a waikiki watchtower she fell in love with him.
by EFIL4ZIFG July 6, 2022
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Watertower

commonly referred to as the "WT", the watertower and its surrounding woodland environment located atop Turkey Hill in Arlington, MA is the location of frequent gatherings often consisting of substantial amounts of alcohol and uncontrolled vomiting. On certain nights, thrill-seekers can be found around the watertower usually on the verge of unconsciousness.
Bob: "Dude, i dont remember anything about last night

John: "Ya man, that's usually the result of a great night at the watertower"
by H2Ochugger March 17, 2010
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Watchtowering

'Watchtowering' or 'to watchtower'.
Verb.
To have a habit of sitting in deep thought, or perhaps in between conversation topics, and starting to hum and/or tap the very memorable and recognisable introduction to Jimi Hendrix's version of All Along The Watchtower (originally written and performed by Bob Dylan)
Example: Steve is sat at the bar bored; he's watchtowering again... ("Dum dum dum dum dum dum, TSSSSK, Dum dum dum dum dum dum)
by Pinklloyd October 15, 2013
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