human wasteland

Someone who is beyond blackout drunk, yet somehow still awake and interacting with other people. The rare step a few special people can reach between "totally wasted" and "hospitalized". Usually requires a party or event of shit show proportions.

"Did you see that kid almost fall into the campfire last night? He didn't even notice it! Man, he was a human wasteland."

by Jon Henry May 2, 2006

Suburban Wasteland

A heavily populated and developed area that lies outside of a major city. It is typically known for it large number of strip malls and chain restaurants. The local populace, or "townies" are usually, overweight, slow (mentally and physically) and have a penchant for shitty Hollywood movies and fast food. Its also known for having large concentrations of children and geriatrics.

"Hey, can we stop at Dunkin' Dounuts, I wanna grab a coffee?"

"We just passed one."

"Oh shit. Well, just keep driving, in this suburban wasteland we should hit another one in about a mile. Wait! There's a Starbucks!"

by J.W. Burnside December 26, 2011

Wasteland

A state of mind in which you think up ridiculous ideas which at the time seem to make perfect sense but upon review at a later time are revealed as complete nonsense and are usually quite humoress. This can be be attributed to drug use, lack of sleep, or any similar effects.

My mind was a total Wasteland when I wrote down: "The monkeys, ARE TALKING!"

by Sid August 8, 2003

Soldiers of the wasteland

The official Dragonforce fan club. complete with discounts, contests, member only vids, and the best hard-core fan forum ever.

a.k.a SOTW

Soldiers of the wasteland is fuckin cool man

by makeyan March 16, 2009

Wasterella

A wasted Cinderella; a prima donna with no discernible value, who is rich for no discernible reason

"My boss is the biggest wasterella I have ever seen."

"She's got a huge ass too."

by Humor Smith February 20, 2009

Teenage Wasteland

Teenage Wasteland is a song written by Pete Townshend in 1971 for his LifeHouse project. Since the project wasn't completed back then, Townshend used parts of this song in his work with The Who, and parts of 'Teenage Wasteland' eventually became another song, Baba O'Reilly.

Excerpt from Teenage Wasteland:

"Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living
I don't need to fight to prove I'm right
And I don't need to be forgiven

My kids ain't gonna break my heart
My greed ain't gonna spoil their part
This life just has to be a new one
I'm gonna tan underneath a new sun

Don't cry, don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland"

by Doktorfunk September 6, 2005

Soldiers Of The Wasteland

The 6th song off of the Dragonforce album "Sonic Firestorm". This song is a 9:47 epic, and is probably one of Dragonforces best songs ever written. This song would be a NIGHTMARE on guitar hero or Rock band

Go listen to Soldiers of The Wasteland NOW. What are you doing here? I said NOW!

by DF Fan October 14, 2008