Wasilla high school

Where all the druggies and sluts in the Mat-su valley go to school. Having sex or even being around the skanks that walk those halls will result in a variety of STD's. They have shitty everything for sports. their principal is really cool but other than that the only positive thing is the aids on the toilet seats.

Bristol Palin went to Wasilla High School....just like her momma.

by Dean richardson February 13, 2012

Wasilla Blackberry

Notes written in the palm of your hand, used to remember what it is you're supposed to say

Sarah Palin referred to her Wasilla Blackberry during her interview at the Tea Party Convention.

by tired of her shit February 10, 2010

Wasilla withdraw

While having anal intercourse one must yell the phrase "drill, baby, drill" several times. Right before your partner is about to climax you pull out leaving the job unfinished. Ideally you should then cum all over their clean laundry, sofa, or other valuable item then cover up by saying "environmental disasters are a part of life, its not my job to clean it up". You then go on a speaking tour charging mutual friends $10 a pop to retell the story.

P.s. Bonus points are awarded if while on top of a fat chick you state "I can see russia from up here".

I pulled the old "Wasilla withdraw" on my ex last night. Want to hear the story? Only cost you $10.

by si_ex_pat September 4, 2010

Wasilla, Alaska

Wasilla, Alaska is a terrible place where drug addicts and criminals live.

Hey, let's leave Wasilla, Alaska so the drug addicts and criminals don't get us.

by E-Dawg 'O' Bling Bling November 13, 2007

Wasilla Teleprompter

Crib Notes that have been written on ones hand, containing vague, useless, or redundant information.

During her speech, Sarah forgot to mention that taxes are bad, so she had to check her Wasilla Teleprompter.

by Octo Parrot February 12, 2010

Wasilla Frosty

Snorting coke off an oil drum in Alaska. Outside of summer, anything stored outside in Alaska generally has a dusting of snow on it, so anything snorted would have some real snow and ice in it.

In the new Sarah Palin biography, she does a Wasilla Frosty

by dougr100 September 18, 2011

wasilla steamer

When Sarah Palin throws out excrement with her mouth it is only right to return the same.

-Sarah Palin said some really stupid shit the other night.

-I know, she's a pathetic slag, someone ought to give her a Wasilla Steamer.

by Jack_Wagon December 4, 2013