Warped Tour

Best place to mosh with your fellows-in-arms to AFI, the best band in the world! I can't wait for summer!

I broke my arm when Davey Havok landed on me after he jumped off the stage, but it is the greatest honor on earth to be physically hurt by the lead singer for the greatest band on earth!

by Rowan Mraz Bleeds Black Forever November 03, 2003

Warped Tour

This phrase functions as an adjective when describing a girl who is just so fucking "Warped Tour." When a girl wears To Write Love on Her Arms tee shirts everyday and shops hardcore at Urban Outfitters, she qualifies as a "Warped Tour."

"Dude, Kerri is like so fuckin' Warped Tour..."

"What?"

"Yea dude she's like so HXC and all that shit. Look at that 'To Write Love on Her Arms' tee shirt she's rocking..."

"Ohhh."

by That Guy 65 February 11, 2009

warped tour

an all day long concert consisting of 50+ amazing bands, sweating, moshing & crowd surfing. honestly? nothing could be better.

- So how was warped tour?

- Awesome: I got kicked, punched, landed on. You know ..

- And that was fun?

- HELL YES

by Kate S August 15, 2005

Warp Touring it

When one goes without showering for days or possibly weeks. Similar to what bands on Warped Tour do because of lack of showers.

Mike: I've been Warp Touring it since last Friday!

Adam: Dude, go take a shower already, you smell like ass.

by abpersonality February 11, 2010

warped tour

eight hours of pure awesomeness radiating from on one of the 5 stages occupied by incredible bands.

kid 1: dude where'd ya get that awesome teeshirt, meet taking back sunday, hookup with some hott girl, mosh, crowd surf, eat shitty food & sweat!?

kid 2: warped tour man. c'mon.

by kelsey March 06, 2005

Warp Tour

A concert tour for a bunch of Emo's and Goth's. With music about killing everyone or just yourself

I hate my life I want to just die but at least warp tour is coming up so I have just some fun in my meaningless life 😭

by Stoner65 March 28, 2017

warped tour

a wonderous expirience for those who love punk music and all else affiliated with it. (If ya don't like it, fuck off) where a punk rocker can be one with the rest of the crowd to form a gathering.

-dude you went to warped tour?

-yeah, it was like a religious expirience

by maddy October 24, 2004