Fuzzy Wanket

The act of using a cozy, fuzzy blanket is used to ejaculate when masturbating or receiving a hand-job with a fuzzy blanket.

In other words, when a fuzzy blanket is placed between the hand and penis while jerking off, you just had a fuzzy wanket.

It looks like I don't have a date tonight, so I guess I'll just enjoy a good ol' fuzzy wanket.

by Charlie's Friend August 30, 2012

Wanket Blanket

N. A Wanket Blanket is a rag/towel that is used to wipe up all of the fluid after "wanking" or masturbating.

Person 1: Bro what is this towel in the corner for?
Person 2: Dont touch that, that's my wanket blanket!

by ZStambs21 March 9, 2017

wankette

Idiot

tit
fool
someone (female) who annoys you to your very core.

a female 'wanker'

'Oh my god, jodie's coming tonight'

'she is SUCH a wankette'

by sw33t2def August 18, 2009

wanket

A snuggie with a hole in the crotch.

I just bought the most comftorable wanket, it allows me to be warm while having sex!

by MEEEEEEE1234567890 January 11, 2011

Wasket

A small creature created by Dr. Seuss

Did you ever have the feeling there's a wasket in your basket?

by anonymous March 2, 2021

dingle wacket

When you shart in the car but you are in the middle of driving and everyone is asleep.

shelly got really uncomfortable when she dingle wacketed in the car while driving home with her friends.

by dr alley September 21, 2015

warnette

Enemies to lovers excellence. Served iconic lines such as ‘lift your hips for me, love.’ ‘I want to be the friend you fall hopelessly in love with.’ ‘My heart is yours. Please don’t ever give it back to me.’ And more!

“Ship Warnette for clear skin!”

by Elizaliza July 12, 2021