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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
by JSSRocket July 26, 2020
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boob warranty

the ability to return broken or normally un-returnable items to the store due to favortism for having a large chest.
mandi spilled water on her brand new macbook pro and got it replaced for free under the boob warranty.
by stacykiller December 4, 2010
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Your car’s extended warranty

The thing that you should have received something in the mail about.
Scammer: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty...”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”
by gymscooter January 7, 2021
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Warrant Officer

So damn good that you can put more faith in their guesses than in most other peoples facts.
Do you know what the Theory of Rotary Wing flight is?

I don't know, go ask a Warrant Officer, they know everything.
by Tryan31 December 28, 2011
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Warrant Officer

In the United States military, a Warrant Officer (grade W-1 to W-5) is ranked as an officer above the senior-most enlisted ranks, as well as officer cadets and candidates, but below the officer grade of O-1. Warrant officers are highly skilled, single-track specialty officers, and while the ranks are authorized by Congress, each branch of the Uniformed Services selects, manages, and utilizes warrant officers in slightly different ways. For appointment to Warrant Officer One (W-1), a warrant is approved by the secretary of the service. Chief Warrant Officers (W-2 to W-5) are commissioned by the President of the United States, and take the same oath as regular commissioned officers (O-1 to O-10).

Warrant officers can and do command detachments, units, activities, vessels, aircraft, and armored vehicles as well as lead, coach, train, and counsel subordinates. However, the Warrant Officer's primary task as a leader is to serve as a technical expert, providing valuable skills, guidance, and expertise to commanders and organizations in their particular field.
That guy really knows is stuff, to be that technically and tactically competent, he must be a Chief Warrant Officer.
by Army CW4 April 30, 2009
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wangan

A highway in japan, known for the top speed runs that take place there.

A style of racing.
That guy in the Top secret Supra hit 280 km/h on that last wangan run!
by VR-4ever December 4, 2003
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wanganoodle

A part of a tie that sticks out of your jumper
or a goofy name for a python
Guy 1: I can see you're deeply observing my wanganoodle
Guy 2: Zoo wee mama
by BigTosha July 30, 2023
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