wannabear

A gay guy who calls himself a bear as an excuse for being grossly fat or obese.

I went to the Den Night at The Laird to see some hairy, muscly bears, but there were too many wannabears there so I left real quick!

by gladboi June 4, 2009

wannabeatles

Bands trying to be The Beatles.

Dude: "Man, that consert was great!"
Dude2: "Wtf, are you mental? They were friggin wannabeatles!"

by garhaghul January 14, 2011

Wannabeat Boxer

People who beat box in public even though they suck ass.

John: Boom wub wub wub tktktk boom wub wub pff.

Frank: Dammit john your such a wannabeat boxer, practice that shit at home!

by Leminader October 11, 2015

Wannabeaner

Somebody of non Mexican descent who acts like and wishes they were of Mexican descent.

Wigger is to nigger as wannabeaner is to Mexican.

Joe: "Hey, have you seen the new kid in English? I've never seen a Mexican named Clark."

Ted: "That's because he's white. He's a total wannabeaner."

by vegan cannibal October 20, 2008

Wannabean

Describes a person (of any race, but usually caucasian) trying to act as a hard core mexican, beaner, ese, vato, or cholo

Did you see Mark wearing those huge fuckin pants with his plad shirt and that bandanna? Yea, he came up to me and was like, "WHAT UP ESE?!? "

Fuckin Wannabean.

by Pimp Master Nick November 1, 2006

wannabeaner

A person/thing that wishes they were Mexican. They may only date Mexicans or Latinos. They have a sick infatuation with the Hispanic race. They become fat from eating to much beans. Names usually start with a 'G' and end with an 'A' and are typically 5 letters long. Last names must be 7 letters long.

Mexi wannabeaner

by DismalGrimm September 6, 2011

Wannabitch

A wannabitch is a wannabe popular girl whom is annoying and sucks

You’re a total Wannabitch Marty, always sucking up to the popular kiddos

by Notchoproblem May 28, 2019