wankstain

person of such low intelligence that only a clump of dried dead sperm are a comparison

That stupid wankstain has fucked up again

by bikerspice July 10, 2003

Wanktionary

When educated people use silly words that a normal person does not understand. Whether it is to belittle fellow man or to show vast intelligence.

Simply a person who uses such words is a flog.

From the wanktionary. "The excrement was divine"... "good shit" for a normal person.

by Wanktionary tosser snob flog January 21, 2019

the original wankster

when a boy gets caught beating off in class. he is now claimed as a living legend, and or the original wankster.

when the original wankster, cody cole, was in spanish class he decided it was a good idea to whip his dick out and jerk his meat

by cody cole December 2, 2009

wankstain

n. Insult, mostly British. Used for foolish, dirty or vulnerable people. Derived from wank and wanker, to do with masturbating. Taken literally, a wankstain would be semen staining an item of clothing after masturbation.

1. You haven't taken a bath in weeks you wankstain!

by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)

Sleepy-time wankster
Adjective/ˈslēpē/tīm/wanksta

A person that attempts to appear or behave ''Gangster'', by dressing in inappropriately over-sized clothing (or sleepwear) that resembles the bedclothes of children (sometimes achieved through the use of matching sets).

"Hey yo Eli! You seen dat "Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)" over there buyin' chicken and honey-nut cheerios?! High-ass fool need to buy a fuckin' belt!"

"What a cute lil' sleepy-time wanksta wankster! Awww. He looks so comfortable! Like, he could just curl up into a ball and fall asleep on the DMV floor!"

"The only thing that looks uncomfortable on that sleepy-time wankster is his hat. Did he starch that fucking thing, or did he buy it this morning??"

by Señor Nutz August 22, 2011

wankstain

A complete and utter waste of a perfectly good wank!

You are a complete and utter 'wankstain'!

by TsunamiWaverider July 3, 2015

Wanksteve

To constantly be one-upped.

Raymar: "Dude yesterday my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin!"

Dez: "Oh yea? My girlfriend gave me a reverse blumpkin and then she made me a grilled cheese."

Sasha: " Raymar you are always getting Wanksteved."

by judges beatbox May 15, 2009