Wankspanner

Someone who is worthy of both the titles of Wanker and Spanner

You're such a Wankspanner Jeremy

by ShyGuy2610 May 17, 2019

Wanktankerous

A combo of Wanker and canktackerous. Explicitly used to describe British douche bag musicians.

Noel Gallagher is wanktankerous.

by FogeyTron November 4, 2011

Wankspanner

A person who has exceeded the rank of wanker and is now a “Tool”

Friend: You’re retarded
Me: Well you’re a Wankspanner

by NotAWankspanner69YoloSwag July 23, 2018

wankspank

A wankspank is someone who thinks he is so cool but is really the tosser of the town. He will say rude remarks for no reason and be the hugest wanker to all the girls. He will think he is so popular when really he has 25 friends on facebook and gets invited to 1 social event a year, which is back-to-school night.

'Can you please fuck off you Wankspank!!'
'OMG, why would he invite the Wankspank of the town, he never gets invited anywhere'

by Frosty101 June 23, 2014

wankspaniel

A person that’s really fucking annoying, but a bit of a wetter. Doesn’t quite hit Thundercunt status because they’re too pathetic.

Oh god Trevor, you’re such a wankspaniel.

by No1Lils July 21, 2024

Wankpanzer

An excessively large truck or SUV that is used as a status symbol as opposed to a utility vehicle, likely driven by either

- Suburban white women who wanted to drive something that would "make them feel safe" but just need to retake driver's ed
- Men desperately trying to compensate for a small penis or receding hairline

examples include but are not limited to any USDM full-size pickup made in the last 10 years, Chevy Suburban/GMC Yukon, Cadillac Escalade, Lincoln Navigator, Ford Expedition, Dodge Durango, and Jeep Wagoneer

Oh look, Kathy just got back from Pilates in her Wankpanzer

by c0ca1n3c0wb0ys March 4, 2024

Wankpanzer

Needlessly expensive, overhyped and BIG vehicle. Big SUVs used to haul shopping from shopping malls or Tesla Cybertruck going off-road places where a Corolla drives daily.

- Have you seen Mike lately? He can't stop talking about his new Cybertruck.
- yeah, that car is a true wankpanzer.

by ojciecpolak April 17, 2024