Moral Bankruptcy

n.

1. A declaration at some point during the evening (it may be declared by friends or a self-declaration), that you are now totally lacking in moral principles or quality for the remainder of the evening; Unscrupulous;

2. Depleted of valuable qualities or characteristics

Yo, my man has a wedding ring and is grinding on everybody in this club... I guess he's declared moral bankruptcy.

Friend: That girl is hella drunk. Since I already declared moral bankruptcy, I'm calling dibs.
You: Damn son, you are one grimy son of a bitch.

by The Incredible Hawk July 30, 2009

Jolt cola bankruptcy

The worst thing ever to happen to mankind, it spells the doom of nerds everywhere.

Nerd 1: zomgz, i just heard the news, jolt cola filed for bankruptcy!!!jolt cola bankruptcy is the worst thing ever!

Nerd 2:what!?!? NOOOOOOOOooooooo... Jolt cola was my lan life!!!!

by a human nerdy being November 26, 2009

WankRupted

When someone Interrupted your wank

Me: Dude, Faerlie Inboxed me last night while i was in the middle of a wank

Friend: Oh man she totally Wankrupted you bro.

Me: Fucking Hell!

by Palindronium August 19, 2014

browser bankruptcy

the act of quitting your web browser with multiple tabs open when it's no longer evident why you opened all the tabs and what you planned to do with them.

Jason returned to his cube after lunch to find he had over 20 tabs open in Firefox. Rather than sorting through them all and trying to make sense of the mess, he just declared browser bankruptcy, closed Firefox, and started over.

by publicjpk December 9, 2008

information bankruptcy

When you are so far behind in your work all you can do is delete the work assigned and declare "information bankruptcy" forcing the assigning parties to resend it if they want it done.

Bill formatted his hard drive and declared "information bankruptcy"

by Rocket Sled December 29, 2009

Email Bankruptcy

When you are so inundated with email, both genuine email and spam, that you have to delete everything and start over again.

I am so far behind on email that I am declaring email bankruptcy this year.

by Nick Whitehouse May 15, 2007

Minecraft Bankruptcy

1. The decision to clear out one's entire Minecraft folder and start from scratch, commonly done when there are irreversible conflicts between various mods installed over time.

2. The decision to delete one's worlds in Minecraft and start over with a blank slate.

My Minecraft installation has too many mods and I've run out of block IDs! I tried running an ID resolver mod but that just made it worse. I ended up declaring Minecraft bankruptcy.

by Tyenkrovy January 9, 2012