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Wankel sores

The pain you feel in your wallet after your rotary engine blows.
Guy 1: "Damn yo, my wallet hurts after my RX-8 blew up."
Guy 2: "Man, you got Wankel sores..."
by RXG8r4 December 18, 2008
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Wankel Rotary Engine

A torture device once used as a punishment for those who have commited a crime. It fits onto one's penis or vagina, and then is twisted, via a motor, to violently to cause aggonizing pain.
It's a torture device, does it really need an example?
by Jacob Stilleti May 3, 2005
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Wankel Rotary

A 3 man version of a Dutch Rudder which when viewed from above resembles the rotor of a Wankel engine and is also capable of the same high crank rpm.
The three of them then decided to end the evening performing a Wankel Rotary on each, because they were close bros like that.
by Kellogz69 May 6, 2018
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Anal Wanker

A nickname for the generic EDM producer Alan Walker
(In a sarcastic way) "OMG I love Anal Wanker best DJ ever!"
by EDMInternetWarrior August 25, 2019
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Wankers Chalice

When a Gentleman is masturbating and has nothing to catch his climax he will cup his spare hand tightly to form a "Wankers Chalice".
The Mrs had the curtains in the wash and there was nothing left to use so I had to form the trusty ole Wankers Chalice.
by Woms1 April 25, 2023
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Wanker’s Sheen

When ones face is covered in a sweaty gloss caused by a long, massive masturbation session.

Commonly spotted on the faces of teenage boys after a Sunday spent trying to beat their record of eight tosses off in a day.
Have you seen Karl’s face today, it’s very red and shiny, he’s got a proper ‘wanker’s sheen’ on him, do you think he’s been tossing off all day?
by Marty the Hat May 25, 2020
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wanker scab

Wanker Scab is when a dude wanks it so much, he gets a scab on his dick. This is mostly suffered by men, and mostly those who do not use lube or BOND tactical soap (Not a sponser.) Not to be confused with Herpes or other STDs, this usually requires a cease on wanking for 2 days-2 weeks.
I won't sleep with Jord, because he has wanker scab.
by OldLeech September 24, 2019
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