Wankateer

Usually reserved for marketing professionals that come up with ridiculous claims loosely based on science, or more specifically make the science fit the claim by any means possible.

Loot at the marketing wank on this, the wankateers have been busy with this one.

by RCB78 June 9, 2020

Wonkatated

Wonkatated - to be totally BENT! a loser when you sleep with someone ugly; a loser or poor

Elissa: Dude did you sleep with Mr.Parish?

Lucy: Yeah?

Elissa: YOU'RE WONKAAAATATTED

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Lucy: Do you have an iphone?

Elissa: No?

Lucy: Fucking wonkatated

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Elissa: Babe my K hole last night was so wonkatated

Lucy: same I ended up sucking my uber drivers dick

by WillyW0nkatated July 11, 2018

wanktit

An arrogant pussy boy

Josh is being such a wanktit today

by Charazander May 8, 2016

Wonkatitis

Wonkatitis or wonkatated is the act of being or looking weird in some way

Wow that wombat’s eyes look wonkatated

I think I’ve got wonkatitis

by Tozza February 26, 2018

wankytits

(1)Express dismay at a crucial moment (2)Lovingly name your cat on Tuesday

(1)Wankytits! I lost my jizzbucket down a manhole. Somebody stop me!
(2)Hmmm...let me see...felix, no...james...no...bastard...today is tuesday...ah,wankytits.

by @ last! May 8, 2003

Wankette

A fake Guidette, not one of 100% Italian. Can be of any race that tries to be a Guidette but usually it's asians who dress up and try to look like Guidettes. A poser.

That Wankette aint fooling anyone.

by Jeaness Giavano; The Poser December 12, 2008

Wankstien

A little bitch that wanks constantly, trying to fuck every thing it comes into contact with.
Includes dead people.

Stop fucking that stranger you little urchin!

by Lowshki May 11, 2004