A form of wanking in which 2 lovers use each other's shit in each of their holes to gain orgasmic pleasure.
by guy May 04, 2004
To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.
First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.
First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.
'Thats double wank and shit chips.'
by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009
Being absolutely naked when doing/performing a Shit Wank. If you are naked, it enables you to spread your knees further apart, so making the Shit Wank far easier, and much, much, more enjoyable, i.e. you aren't constrained by clothes...
Damn, I had an absolutely brilliant Naked Shit Wank today....
I stripped off naked earlier today, sat myself down, and had one hell of a Naked Shit Wank today....
I stripped off naked earlier today, sat myself down, and had one hell of a Naked Shit Wank today....
by Bibbo November 17, 2006