Shit Wank

Using your shit as a lube when you wank. Also known as defecation-masturbation.

There's nothing better than a shit wank, except maybe a banana wank.

by David is a gay January 27, 2007

Shit Wank

A wank that is so bloody rubbish it could be described as being shit. A Shit Wank.

Having completed the first 100 lap endurance race of many on Gran Turismo, I thought I'd reward myself with a nice bit of self-pleasure. I wish I hadn't bothered though. It was a shit wank.

by Silas T. Oysterburger January 14, 2009

Shit Wank

A form of wanking in which 2 lovers use each other's shit in each of their holes to gain orgasmic pleasure.

Girl i wanna have a shit wank with you

by guy May 4, 2004

dumb fuck shit ass wank

the act of fucking a woman who is considered dumb i.e blonde then fucking her up the ass then wanking on her shit hole

This act is fucking sick and should not be tried at home as it will result in the police being called.
Please delete if you want, but it's gotta be said, right?
DON'T CENSOR ME!!

by Corpse July 25, 2004

shit shave shower and wank

to do four functions while using the least amount water and still be clean.

i will have a shit shave shower and wank then I can go out

by pittaway 45 October 16, 2008

Bollocky Wank Shite

The flavor of artichoke and beet root soup.

I want fish and chips! This soup tastes like bollocky wank shite!

by Slugger11 March 14, 2011

bollocky wank shite

general discust in the situation or frustration.

person one : no white paint in here!

person two: oh bollocky wank shite.

by megaturd March 11, 2010