Wank off

A funny but not mean way of saying something like "fuck off" for example.

Wank off Ian!

by KiBeCh January 28, 2009

Wank Off

To beat the fuck out of your dick.

Be right back, I've just gotta Wank Off before I begin.

by DoctorEbola December 2, 2018

Wank Off Wednesday

Receiving a wank on the day of wednesday

Hey jack, snowys gone over to waitroses for wank off wednesday

by Carlos Jose June 27, 2017

A wank off

When 2 dudes rival eachother in penis size so they battle wanking eachother off to see who cums first.

"brooo, Jeremy and Dave are doing a wank off again"

"I wonder who's gonna win this one"

by The_one_and_only🍑🥇 December 10, 2019

wank me off

Stimulating ones penis by the use of the hands. (For example: rubbing the penis with the hands until ejaculation)

Wank me off= when someone rubs a persons penis with the use of their hands until they cum.

by Lollipop95 November 23, 2013

E-Wank/E-Jack Off

The action of touching ones genitalia and jacking off to your own works or your own art, especially in front of everyone digitally.

Boy 1: *jacks off to his typed out role play on a forum*
Girl 1/Boy 1’s Alt: *roleplaying by himself*
Boy 2: I checked your IP address, and that “girl” is you, mate. You’re a total E-Wank/E-Jack Off.

by Collective Reasoning October 14, 2019

Wankoff

1. a wanking competition
2. tossing off
3. derogatory term

1. let's have a wankoff
2. can you give me a wankoff
3. you're just a wankoff

by jaffaw July 14, 2009