by Starbuck Kid August 7, 2024
Get the Harris Walzmug. To claim to have done something one has not as a means of self-promotion and personal benefit, while also failing to recognize the likelihood of being caught doing so.
Bob: "yeah man, I took a dump on the floor and my mom said I had to clean it up before I could go out."
Joe: Man, you know she gonna see that turd! Why you gonna Walz on that? You busted, bro!"
Joe: Man, you know she gonna see that turd! Why you gonna Walz on that? You busted, bro!"
by ERGuitar August 11, 2024
Get the Walzmug. To deliberately bail on something important that everyone involved expected you to lead, like a military deployment, while creating the impression that you did it anyway.
Person 1: Hey man, I heard you led those kids through such a difficult time. Everyone is so thankful for you.
Person 2: Between you and me bro, I Tim Walz'd that sh*t!
Person 2: Between you and me bro, I Tim Walz'd that sh*t!
by Hahaharris August 8, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug. by mtlhd1955 August 7, 2024
Get the Walzingmug. A talented, likeable, deeply normal person, who understandably incurs the wrath of inadequate, repellant, deeply weird people.
Person 1: Tim Walz seems like a pretty good guy
Person 2: But he retired from the Army National Guard after 24 years of service and he forced schools to have tampons on hand and he gave kids free lunches and he's into transgender and-
Person 1: *finds a normal person to talk to*
Person 2: But he retired from the Army National Guard after 24 years of service and he forced schools to have tampons on hand and he gave kids free lunches and he's into transgender and-
Person 1: *finds a normal person to talk to*
by HamburgerHelperFreek August 11, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug. When you inspire a massive amount of people just by being a decent human. To truly pull a Tim Walz, the situation has to be dire, and feel like there’s no way out. Then by just doing one simple act of being kind and giving, it changes the entire mood of the room.
I worked for 7 years in a toxic corporate environment, but one day a new manager was hired and started treating everyone like they mattered. He was a total TIm Walz.
by Oxford Bell August 10, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug. The vice presidential running mate of Cackling Kamala Harris in the 2024 election. He fell out of a coconut tree and hit his head in the process, resulting in him becoming governor of Minnesota. During his tenure, he has supported socialism, refused to deal with dangerous rioters, put tampons in boys' bathrooms, lied about his military record repeatedly, opened a hotline to report neighbors for violating social distancing during covid.
In spite of all of these things, he has the audacity to be a faux moderate politician and 'midwestern dad'. He and his presidential running mate have the temerity to give no serious or detailed outline of the policies they endorse or support.
In spite of all of these things, he has the audacity to be a faux moderate politician and 'midwestern dad'. He and his presidential running mate have the temerity to give no serious or detailed outline of the policies they endorse or support.
Katie: "Who's that guy Tim Walz?"
Carl: "Imagine Fidel Castro if he pretended to be a moderate politician."
Carl: "Imagine Fidel Castro if he pretended to be a moderate politician."
by RollyPolly657 August 16, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug.