Walking L

When someone really is a failure and can’t do literally nothing right

That famous YouTuber Grease is a walking L

by Poop -_- December 26, 2018

Walking-Bird

A turkey.

"We'd always have walking-bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called baseball..."

Abraham Simpson

by Unreal Name July 9, 2010

Walking Billboard

People who wear lots of name brand logos.

Person A: Greg wears alot of logos to school.
Person B: Ya, he's a walking billboard.

by tlhoneysuckle January 21, 2010

Walking L

Flightreacts

Flightreacts is a walking L because he is shit at everything.

by Hdheosnsndbdj August 22, 2017

walking wallet

(noun) A spouse or significant other whose only role is that of financial support. Generally, said walking wallet often remains in the relationship for want of sex. The walking wallet is normally the antithesis of the golddigger or its male equivalent.

After he became married to Susan and fathered kids, she cut off the sex and closeness, and John became the walking wallet.

by Lefty September 11, 2005

Low Walking

Going out on the Down Low. Hangin at a Neighborhood or Corner Bar that you don"t normally go to, so U can just relax with friends. Being incognito or undetectable for a night.

I'm not in the mood to go to that club tonight, let's just go Low Walking at Crow's Nest tavern & Paulie's Pub.

by BigMike67 September 11, 2010

Walking Sperm Bank

A highly promiscuous woman. So called because a lot of semen is deposited into her.

"Dude, that chick you're going to marry was a total walking sperm bank in college."

by Jake October 10, 2005