Wakie

A social media app that helps people find friends and love, which also happens to be an alarm clock.

"Where did you two meet?"
"Oh, on Wakie! I was BigNutBuster and she was YehDaddy, and we began chatting."

by justsomebody097667 August 3, 2017

Wakie

A social media app, which was used as an alarm clock before. But now it becomes a popular social media app among people.

He : You are not active on FB these days. What's wrong??

She : Nothing much!.. Actually I am using Wakie more for now..

by Cozy Owl June 1, 2018

Waki waki

For real. Forsho(for sure) also used to emphasise.

G you see that girl waki waki she fine.
1: wassgood brother
2:all good waki waki

by V.mack February 2, 2019

Wakies

Music you listen to when waking or immediately after waking. These musical selections are often posted to social media websites. May be more specifically defined as in #holidaywakies or #retrowakies

"Hey John, I loved the wakies you posted this morning"

by bathroomblogs November 13, 2013

waki

A white who adopts the mannerisms of a paki.

Like a whigger.

by anonymous February 16, 2004

waki

A term used by some Filipinos to discreetly describe a guy who has a really huge dick. Waki means "wasak kiki" which literally means "destroyed pussy/cunt/vagina/box". It is considered slang because it is a term that orginated from the streets.

Girl: Waki ka ba? (Are you a waki?)

Boy: WTF does that mean?

Boy 2: Wasak kiki, dude. She's asking if you've got a huge dong!

by boysnightout January 27, 2011

Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy

How a person greets there loved ones in the morning

Chad : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy!
Chad's Wife : Mmm! Oh Chad I love when you stick your big cock in my mouth early in the morning!
Chad : Well why don't you march your cute little ass into the kitchen and make me some breakfast!
Chad's Wife : Oh Chad your so sweet i'll be right back!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy!
Chad : Mmm! Oh Steve I love when you stick your big cock in my mouth early in the morning!
Steve : Well why don't I just feed you some breakfast as well!
Chad : Oh Steve your so sweet! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Wife : Hey Chad here's your breakfast! WHAT THE FUCK! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : God Damn't Bitch you spilled food all over the carpet! CLEAN IT UP NOW!!!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy! (Wink)
Chad's Wife : Get your god damn cock out of my face you bastard!
Chad : Don't worry Steve i'll suck it some more!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy!
Chad's Wife : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!

by SlopNChop August 31, 2018