barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die

an old man's lament when asked how ya doin

how ya doin old man? barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die.

by pussy bee October 28, 2019

waist of time

The narrow part in the middle of an hour-glass.

Just watching the skinny section of an hour glass is a waist of time.

by upstream February 23, 2010

waisis

Racist, according to a popular meme of a seemingly Asian boy. Used to mock overly sensitive expressions about race or ethnicity.

That's waisis!

by Gogor November 4, 2012

Waiter Fakeout

When you see the waiter/waitress walking toward your table with food that could potentially be yours but, he/she turns to the table next to yours and serves them performing a waiter fakeout

She was walking straight toward my table, my mouth started to water from the smell of the food. Then right when my excitement was reaching its highest point. She walked past to the table behind me committing the ultimate waiter fakeout

by Urban Dictionarytist February 28, 2015

jizz-wailer

Found in the Star Wars universe most notably in the Return of the Jedi. A jizz-wailer is a musician who plays a fast, contemporary, upbeat style of music.

(1) "Man that Jizz-Wailer can really shred".

(2) "I had a band of Jizz-Wailers play at my wedding".

by starwarsgeek March 10, 2010

Waiter Gods

Waiter Gods are the all knowing, unseen entities who control the ebb and flow of the great tip continuum. They are mysterious and unknowable ,but their wrath can be swift, cruel, and could possibly prevent you from makeing rent this month. As their name implies their dominian of power is over Waiters, but also has been know to effect assistant managers and unscrupulous bus boys.
If one whos income is dependant upon tips is themself a bad tipper then the Waiter Gods insure that mere spare change shall be returned to them with increaseing frequency. If the blasphemer does not repent he can expect to get screwed out of nights and weekends too. The Hindu religion refers to this as Karma, but this is naive and underscores the true power of the Waiter Gods.

Paul totally scamed that waitress at Applebee's last night, but the Waiter Gods made sure that the eight top on table 14 left ,like, six bucks.

by angryboy July 23, 2006

Prosecco swigging panty-waists

A resident of Kings Heath who approves of the Low Traffic Neighbourhood scheme.

...bunch of prosecco swigging panty-waists wouldn't last 10 minutes on a building site anyway....

by kingheathen September 22, 2020