A "sandwich" made with waffles instead of bread, hence the term, wafflewich. Commonly made with Peanut Butter and Jelly. Waffles should be toasted or cooked.
Frank: Yo, what are we having for lunch today?
Bob: I'm making Choco Chip Wafflewiches, you down?
Frank: Wafflewiches? HELL YEA!!
Bob: I'm making Choco Chip Wafflewiches, you down?
Frank: Wafflewiches? HELL YEA!!
by Nick Macy July 25, 2008
Get the wafflewich mug.Some students of philosophy lack the ability to make clear and concise points in an argument. A person who does this is known as a wafflesopher. Much of a wafflesopher's language will consist of long, complicated words that they string together in quick succession in order to create the illusion of having something interesting to say. In many cases they can keep this process up for several hours without taking a single breath. Simple ways to spot a wafflesopher include making eye contact with them (if they avoid said eye contact then the chances are they are feeling guilty about trying to pass of utter crap as valid information) and checking to see if they are sweating profusely (this again is a sign that they are guilty about their attempts to dupe those listening). An important point to raise is that many wafflesophers have no idea that they are waffling. Due to their lack of self-awareness these are far harder to spot than their more wily counterparts. In order to oust this form of wafflesopher you must carefully analyze their language, searching it for signs of bullshit. Caution must be used with this method however as revealing to the perpetrator that what they are saying makes no sense can invoke wild outbursts of unrelated language that will slowly descend into nothing more than angry grunts. Knowing the signs is half the battle, knowing how to alert those around you of the impending boredom without the wafflesopher in question catching on is of equal importance.
Person 1: Hey, Person 2, Person 3 is a quite obviously wafflesopher.
Person 2: Yeh I know. I'd better inform him of this fact before he embarrasses himself further...Hey Person 3 you're not saying anything of meaning, it is total bullshit.
Person 3: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO
Person 1: Holy shit you've sent him into a linguistic shame spiral.
Person 3: WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGG
Person 2: Yeh I know. I'd better inform him of this fact before he embarrasses himself further...Hey Person 3 you're not saying anything of meaning, it is total bullshit.
Person 3: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO
Person 1: Holy shit you've sent him into a linguistic shame spiral.
Person 3: WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGG
by Captain Philosophy January 27, 2011
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An ancient game, only still performed by those of high society. Whereby, the initiator partially exposes his genitals in a subtle gesture and challenges a fellow colleague to determine whether the exposed skin is of a penile or testicular nature, all while announcing "wafflejimjam! Cock or ball?" After which the colleague is forced to respond.
Bradley: *unzips fly* Wafflejimjam! Cock or ball?
Peter: That's gotta be cock for sure...
Bradley: Haha! Wrong again!
Peter: I never knew you waxed?
Peter: That's gotta be cock for sure...
Bradley: Haha! Wrong again!
Peter: I never knew you waxed?
by The phantom tanner November 25, 2013
Get the wafflejimjam mug.My gf was being a twat so I wafflecoptered that ho! Crank that wafflecopter! Oh yeah the wafflecopter!
by matt-becker April 4, 2009
Get the The WaffleCopter mug.A "sandwich" made with waffles instead of bread, hence the term, wafflewich. Commonly made with Peanut Butter and Jelly. Waffles should be toasted or cooked.
Frank: Yo, what are we having for lunch today?
Bob: I'm making Choco Chip Wafflewiches, you down?
Frank: Wafflewiches? HELL YEA!!
Bob: I'm making Choco Chip Wafflewiches, you down?
Frank: Wafflewiches? HELL YEA!!
by Nick Macy February 29, 2008
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Get the wafflewind mug.(1)The Religion Propagated by His venerable God-Emperor Kapope, and his inner circle of devoted followers, the upper echelon of The Waffleist Church.
Followers of the Man-God are encouraged to think freely, hone defensive combat skills,
increase their general creative and intellectual output and input, participate in daily meditative séances and spread the Word of the Shell that is Truth.
(2) Is often misused to express a distinct love of waffles.
Followers of the Man-God are encouraged to think freely, hone defensive combat skills,
increase their general creative and intellectual output and input, participate in daily meditative séances and spread the Word of the Shell that is Truth.
(2) Is often misused to express a distinct love of waffles.
'Hail Kapope! Hail Waffleism! Death to the shell of Truth!'
" And bane, called forth from miasma, ye are the curved edge of the Waffleism; you will be known as Nigger Knight, and thou shalt cleanse and purge all who seek to perceive. " - Kapope
" And bane, called forth from miasma, ye are the curved edge of the Waffleism; you will be known as Nigger Knight, and thou shalt cleanse and purge all who seek to perceive. " - Kapope
by RunningRedheaded August 27, 2007
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