tennessee waffle-iron

The sexual act of pooping on your partner’s chest, then proceeding to slap it with a tennis racket, thus creating the shape of a waffle of poop on them.

“Mark and I haven’t been that adventurous lately in the bedroom, until he pulled out the tennessee waffle-iron and rocked my world sideways!”

by BOYCHUCK May 16, 2023

Spanked with a Waffle Iron

Ass has dimples as if they had actually been spanked with a waffle iron. Or, their ass resembles 10 pounds of cottage cheese in a five pound bag.

That fatty looks like she's been spanked with a waffle iron.

by OrganDonor2u May 15, 2012

omnisexual_waffle_iron

The best mutual, the funniest bitch ever.

Hey, who’s that TikToker you like

Oh it’s omnisexual_waffle_iron!!

by i.like.teef.a.lot June 24, 2021

waffletron

A person that has a predeliction to ramble endlessly on inane topics and that seldom contributes relevant subject matter into conversations.

Nev, you never shut up, you're a regular waffletron.

by Crushtor December 26, 2004

Waffle Iron

The act of dropping a deuce upon somebodies laptop keyboard then closing it to smoosh all the poo around. When that sombody decides to write his term paper later that night, he's in for a stinky, sticky surprise. It's great for any occasion.

You cut that shit out, or I'll give your laptop a good ol' waffle iron.

by Mike Lewis April 22, 2005

waffle iron

The act of ejaculating into any fleshy fold

Brian: “Hey, girl! How was your date last night?”
Ross: “Well, dinner was dreadful and the conversation was dreary, but as I’m sure you already know, a batter queen like me is always satisfied when a date ends with a waffle iron.”

by Dignity's Foe March 28, 2012

waffle iron

The waffle iron, simply put, is taking a dump on a persons chest, picking up a tennis raquet, and smacking the poo from the top with the raquet. Thus, creating a "waffle iron" effect on the feces.

while he was passed out, instead of writing on mike, we decided to give him a waffle iron.

by CFP July 24, 2008