The most effeminate of males. One with LOADS and LOADS of PRODUCT in his hair. Squeezes his little shake-weight muscles into extra-small V-neck t-shirts. Can be found bedazzling his wannabe designer jeans on the weekends.
It took Mike over 2 hours to get ready last night. I heard he buys his clothes at Baby Gap. He's such a Wafer.
by Paroosh October 25, 2011
Get the Wafermug. Wafer is slang for an unmarked pill of pure MDMA that looks similar to a white smarties candy. Sometimes called waffles.
Consumption results in a very smooth roll with no tweak or hangover.
Consumption results in a very smooth roll with no tweak or hangover.
by rave2win November 5, 2008
Get the Wafermug. A flavorless cracker, i.e. A white, middle aged man with no personality or street sense, a dry sense of humor often seen on the golf channel. Women can also be wafers, however the woman wafer is called a "waffle".
by Ashtonisjesus April 12, 2010
Get the Wafermug. A wafer is a term used to describe a young white nigga who is a faggot, dick, pussy, and or likes to dock.
by Wafer boy May 14, 2014
Get the Wafermug. by _Martha_ January 30, 2008
Get the wafersmug. A fine ass skinny chick. An attractive thin woman. These girls are so skinny they look like a gust of wind could blow them away. They are not however starving or emaciated. They are just healthy very skinny stick figures who you just happen to want to screw the living daylights out of. The good qualities of wafers are they are so light even the weakest of men can pick them up and throw them about the bed and manhandle them into all sorts of perverted positions for wicked lovemaking.
Yo, you see that wafer there wearing the Baby Gap T-shirt? I wanna screw her so I can see if its true about bein able to see your dick move in their bellies!
by NDP January 24, 2004
Get the wafermug. That stupid wafer.
by Yetislayer December 31, 2009
Get the Wafermug.