wade

a white male who almost inexcusably can pass off as a black man. usually his families traits consist of big dicks and tall women.

man....you are the blackest white kid i know....you know what youre a wade if ive ever seen one.

by topbiscuit December 15, 2010

wade

one who doesnt know what they want

wade: i think i like you

1 week later....
wade: i dont know if i like you anymore

by gokickrocks September 25, 2011

Wade

Getting close to a girl with the intention of getting into her underwear.

Person 1: I have become really good friends with Ellie Ward recently.

Person 2: WADE!

by Brickyy April 16, 2011

wade

A slang term for a male , usually in his 50's, that shows an enormous capacity to process large amounts of information quickly and draw from many inter-disciplinary fields of study. Almost always of Irish stock and extremely well spoken and charming. Always well endowed and highly skilled in heterosexual lovemaking. Handsome beyond imaging and gifted with an extremely magnetic personality, a Wade must control his power lest all around him come under his control.

Carrie: " Joe what's up with you lately? You seem like your under some kind of spell."
Joe: " I..I..don't know, man. But I met this dude ,Wade, and I just feel drawn to him. I can't explain it."
Carrie: " You just did."

by maxren November 9, 2012

Wade

A Greasy looking kid who has abnormally good luck with the ladies.

He's so greasy looking but still gets laid. Must be a Wade.

by DaPhatBastard October 25, 2016

wade

A dude who keeps no bitches around him

Wow that dude is so focused, what a Wade

by baby k's bodyguard September 28, 2021

wade

The best basketball player in the universe. He lights up it all night long on the court. He's better than Jordan, he's Flash. D-wizzle, buy his new shoes, the Converse Icon Warrior!

Dwyane Wade absolutely dominated Kobe Bryant, the rapist.

by Jingles January 4, 2005