UwU Wacker

UwU Wacker means you fuck Furrys for a living

"You're such a UwU Wacker"

by urlocalmimi November 17, 2022

WoW Wacker

One who pleasures themselves to pictures and or movies of World of Warcraft

Hey Jon did you hear, Billy's old lady is a "WoW Wacker"

by gn4hir October 30, 2008

tinkle wacker

When a male is doing a helicopter with his penis and accidentally pees

Dude 1: I was waiting for my shower to heat up a tinkle wacker happened
dude 2: no way

by i love michael clifford January 3, 2015

harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

Usually when someone is working very hard or when they tell a terrible joke and your being sarcastic that their joke is good

Guy 1- hey bro guess what
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

by Big brain today November 12, 2020

quacker wacker

The act of wrapping a warm duck skin around your penis and masturbating in order to simulate vaginal penetration.

Thanks for the duck mom! I'm gonna go in the bathroom and use the skin as a quacker wacker!

by QuackerWacker October 23, 2016

Weed Wacker

Someone who smokes marijuana and masturbates, often at the same time.

Scott: Today i met this guy in rehab. He told me about that he's addicted to pot and jacking off.

Eli: Oh, so he's a Weed Wacker?

by TheBigSTD August 11, 2010

Wacker

A person, who is in the Fire, EMS, or Police service, or one who badly wants to be apart of such service. A wacker always has the latest gear, the "coolest" shirts and plenty of stickers on his car. Wackers often overdoo everything, such as lights, sirens, or expensive equipement. These items are almost always paid out-of-pocket, as no organization can justify that much wasted spending. Wackers are most commonly between the agest of 14 and 30, and are usually trying to show off to others, how "cool" they are for being a Firefighter, EMT, Police officer, or for wanting to be one of the above. A Wacker can often be found with their radio turned way up, so that everyone can hear it from a mile radius, or sitting around their local headquarters trying to catch any scrap of action going on in any of the surrouding districts.

"Hey look at that kid with his saturn, he joined the fire department last week and now he has a lightbar and stickers all over it, what a wacker!!"

by S. Santa August 30, 2006