wackjob

Someone who is so stupid, annoying, or just plain retarded she might as well be whacked by a hitman to put her out of her misery.

Did you see that moron wet her pants? She musta studied extra hard to be such a wackjob.

by VAKI5 August 18, 2003

wackjob

one who is prone to talking to hemselves more than others. in some instances may be wwearing a tutu and referring to themselves as 'spongebob'.

hendrietta, how about you don't eat the neighbor's roses, you wackjob.

by noelle March 27, 2003

wackjob

another word for handjob

hey i just got a wackjob from your lesbian sister

by retro083 November 5, 2003

wackjob

An individual who is pretty much crazy, for example a lunatic.

Nicolas: Dude that guy is so weird, like so weird.
Jeffrey:That guys isn't just weirs he is a total wackjob

by J-Hoe like Joe but with hoe July 4, 2016

Wackjob

A crazy person, but not in the good or cool kinda way, they constantly do stupid stuff and say stupid things and no one understands them, they usually can't get a girlfriend(or boyfriend, depending on the gender or sexuality) and can really get on your nerves.

Jordan kept bugging me, he kept poking me and yelling me 'anime walruses lurk in your watermelon potato salad' and he kept trying to lick my friend, for he is a freaking wackjob.

by AGuyWhoLikesNachos June 8, 2013

Wackjob

It includes a weed wacker

Dude, I got the most amazing wackjob last night.

by CastledCard February 21, 2017

wackjob

(noun) When someone gives you a hand job with a hammer.

She gave me a wackjob, dude. So much for ever having biological children.

by rottingbrains April 12, 2021