WTFWJD

What The Fuck Would Jesus Do? A snarky reaction by non-fundies to the trend amongst some self-righteous fundamentalist Christians to wear apparel with the motto WWJD (What Would Jesus Do).

"...so I had to make a choice, the stripper or the joint. I was unsure, so I thought to myself, WTFWJD?"

by mae January 19, 2004

wtfwyd

short for: what the fuck would you do..

a spin on the term: wwjd (what would jesus do)

too awkward to use in conversation.. exclusive to the interweb..

"but rally, wtfwyd" "huh?"

by airteus December 9, 2005

wtfwtf

What the fuck was that for

Person 1: *Slaps across face*

Person 2: DUDE?!!? WTFWTF?

by aaronobst July 2, 2009

wtfyw

What the fuck you want

Omg, wtfyw?

by Catz2dog December 30, 2015

wtfhwt

What the fucking hell was that?

*there's an old lady walking with a MUSIC SAVED MY LIFE shirt*
Dude 1: Look, there.
Dude 2: WTFHWT?!
Dude 1: Ermmm. *shrugs*

by tasteforsuicidal January 9, 2008

Wtfiwwy

An acronym for:
What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Person 1: I've been looking at gacha NSFW lately
Person 2: WTFIWWY DUDE?!

by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan December 13, 2021

wtfpwned

Owned in an ubelievably humiliating way.

Joe was wtfpwned by John after he stole his girlfriend and screwed his mom.

by pyrez July 4, 2003