Wowch

When something is aweinspiringly painful sounding. A contraction of the words wow and ouch.

Girl 1: I was at school yesterday, and I fell down 3 flights of stairs, amputated my thumb, and gave birth all at once.

Girl 2: Wowch. That takes talent.

by kdeming1220 September 11, 2008

Wowch

A reaction used when somebody does or says something unexpected/insulting. A combination of wow and ouch. Can be extended to Wowwwch when reacting to a really low blow.

Jimmy: I bought all of us a shot! Everyone except you, Brittany.

Brittany: Wowch!

by Danisue789 April 23, 2021