Wokked

An extreme version of whipped, applying specifically to your Asian mates.

Person 1: Lets go get some dinner with the bois, ask Vishnu to come too.
Person 2: Nah, i think he's with the missus tonight.
Person 1: Fucken wokked bro.

by captkooked May 31, 2018

wok

Metallic bowl-shaped pan used for cooking. The word is of Cantonese origin, since Mandarin words never end in p,t,k, whereas Cantonese words can. Used in the names of many Chinese restaurants in order to attract the attention of customers. i.e. A Wok to Remember, Wok King

Since I like to cook Chinese food, my cabinet is crammed with woks.

by Gaijin-san January 9, 2013

wok

1. A very sexual girating dance of the West Indies, usually done only moving the hips.

2. Sex

1. Di ya see Elvis at the street parade wokin' it up wit dat white girl?

2. Baby let mi get inside and I'll wok ya all night

by Sullivan September 14, 2005

wok

the red toilet seat shaped mark on the ass when a person, usually someone suffering with irratable bowel syndrome, sits on the toilet for so long.

man: up for some cheeky bum sex?
woman: no sorry, ive got a wok

by portmead January 1, 2022

wok

Wok or Woks. derogitory term for a person of asian decent. Particularly directed at Chinese. Also used to describe the driving patterns of Asians.

"That stupid ass WOK can't drive."

by KenMan171 October 12, 2005

Snarfle the Wok Wok

When a dog loudly licks his weiner to the point of drowning out the rest of the room with his slurps and slaps.

I can't hear the TV! The damn dog won't stop Snarfling the Wok Wok!

All he does is sit and Snarfle the Wok Wok since the accident.

by The Stoop Boys September 25, 2019

Wokked

An extreme version of being whipped, but applying specifically to your asian mates. Instead of getting hit by a whip, they're getting hit by a Wok.

Person 1: Oi lets go out with the bois tonight ay, bring Maurice
Person 2: Yeah sick lets go, but i dont think he can come ay, he's with the missus.
Person 1: Fuck are you serious, what a wokked cunt.
Person 2: Oath ay

by captkooked May 31, 2018