witness

someone who stays around for a friend so they don't get kidnapped and or raped by a rando.

Margaret I will be your witness, that dude is mad shiesty.

by Margoballsacks May 19, 2010

witness

To check out, or look at members of the opposite sex; part of the teenage mating ritual; to look and lust over another human

Look! Those boys are witnessing us!

by Casey Jo June 15, 2003

witness

word, indeed

Person 1- I just got a new car
Person 2- Witness.

by thetek November 3, 2003

witness

recognize and, in some cases, preach the gospel. See wordrecognize

let 'em know with a quickness, y'all better to witness.

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

Witness

When someone calls shotgun and the driver has recognized, a third party must Witness so that it is considered valid by all means.

Ghuy: Shotgun!
Swerp: Recognized!
Rdan: Witness

by Wasser Tizfiddle November 4, 2004

Witness Protection

A thing that Michael Townley(now Michael De Santa) was not in

"Michael was in witness protection"

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT!? NOBODY WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING

by Pigeon_builder June 24, 2021

Witness Protection For What

A wise thing some small streamer dude called viper dark or some shit like that said

Person 1: Witness protection for what?!?
Person 2: No one was convicted of anything!!!

by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022