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witness

someone who stays around for a friend so they don't get kidnapped and or raped by a rando.
Margaret I will be your witness, that dude is mad shiesty.
by Margoballsacks May 19, 2010
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To check out, or look at members of the opposite sex; part of the teenage mating ritual; to look and lust over another human
by Casey Jo June 15, 2003
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Person 1- I just got a new car
Person 2- Witness.
by thetek November 3, 2003
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recognize and, in some cases, preach the gospel. See wordrecognize
let 'em know with a quickness, y'all better to witness.
by Anonymous May 12, 2003
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Witness

When someone calls shotgun and the driver has recognized, a third party must Witness so that it is considered valid by all means.
Ghuy: Shotgun!
Swerp: Recognized!
Rdan: Witness
by Wasser Tizfiddle November 4, 2004
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Witness Protection

A thing that Michael Townley(now Michael De Santa) was not in
"Michael was in witness protection"

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT!? NOBODY WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING
by Pigeon_builder June 24, 2021
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Witness Protection For What

A wise thing some small streamer dude called viper dark or some shit like that said
Person 1: Witness protection for what?!?
Person 2: No one was convicted of anything!!!
by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022
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