Ed Witten

(i) According to Time Magazine (and Wikipedia) he's the greatest Physicist in the world at this point. Instrumental in developing string theory and known for his planet sized brain.

(ii) Synonym for a dumbass

Dude, how did you figure out how to get Christie's Number?

I asked Ed Witten, he figured it out.

Nice work Ed Witten! Now my car smells of ten day old guacamole and burritos.

by MixMasterMax June 17, 2012

withtooth

Someone who overjoyed with happiness

My mom is very withtooth with the purchase of her new phone.

by Jord awesome October 19, 2017

Ed Witten

Theoretical Physicist at the Institute of Advanced Study, Princeton. In 2004, Time magazine wrote that Witten was "generally considered the greatest theoretical physicist in the world."

Most people consider him to be Einstein's successor.

He's a really smart guy: developed much of string theory.

Dang it! Even Ed Witten couldn't figure out how to use this remote control.

"What's String Theory?"
"Ask Ed Witten, dumbass"

by Iknownothingabouteverything May 14, 2012

Wittenoom Sprinkler

The act of holding a woman over ones shoulder, finger bashing her vagina till she is ejaculating.The giving partner procedees to spin on the spot,spraying female ejaculate around in a sprinkler pattern.

Man her juices are everywhere.On the TV,lounge,carpet and coffee table.She loved the Wittenoom Sprinkler I gave her.

by J Archer August 23, 2018

Wititit

It means NO!

Guy: Do you think I’m hot?

Girl: Sorry, Wititit

by gabriel_e March 18, 2019

Wittle

An adjective used to describe someone who is cute and “tiny.”

Omg, she is so wittle, I could put her in my pocket and keep her there forever

by anicorn777 July 21, 2019

Wirate

Getting really angry when your WIFI internet connection is slow.

Kelley became wirate when she couldn't check Facebook because the internet was too slow.

by Skippyelvis November 18, 2017