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A synonym for "with" used by the nearly-illiterate l33tspeakers. I wouldn't mind if they did it once or even twice a comment/post, however it seems there's a coalition that decides what misspelled words to use (???). The main definition of "wit", which you probably know already, means the ability to make jokes and exercise intellect quickly without much thought. Someone who is able to make apropos puns would display wit. Fitting, since people who are poor spellers don't generally have much wit.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
wit by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 June 9, 2011

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What you call a person who is smart, funny, a quick thinker and somewhat kind, yet they still piss you off so badly you want them to disappear for good.
"Damn, that guy is such a Wit sometimes."
"Sometimes my boyfriend is such a Wit to me, I wish he would just go away forever."
Wit by RossDaBoss January 16, 2009

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Bitched version of the word with, commonly used by ethnic minorities in urban areas.
Is you chillin' wit da posse?
wit by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

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In Shakespearean language, a slang term for the penis or libido.
'Zounds! His wit hath failed to arouse his mistress. Lo!
wit by Ben November 21, 2004

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A duel form of we, quite literally meaning "We Two"
Wit will go to the supermarket when wit find our money
Wit by Master of beargreen May 30, 2022

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a tool of the human mind; sometimes used to get oneself "layed"; a compilation of knowledge typically set forth through common vernacular or nomenclature,(use words with as many syllables as possible..it make you soun smart).Many times the sole asset of the participant's arsonal of personal selfworth, ie; the only multitasking I am proficient at is,talking and pissing people off at the same time.
MY BFF: "so you gonna jes stand there and take that shit,"
ME: "noooo,, I'll protect myself with wit."
MY BFF: "wit what?".
wit by terryzz February 17, 2009
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