Strongest Army On The Internet

Greg is the strongest army on the internet. If you are one of Greg, you are immune to all diseases and you will live forever.

(Danny Gonzalez is the owner of the army. He is the reincarnation of Jesus.)

Guy 1: Are you part of Greg?
Guy 2: I'm not. What is Greg?
Guy 1: Greg is the strongest army on the internet. You will be immortal if you join Greg. The only thing you have to give up is your oil and tobacco.

by greg4life November 12, 2018

internet sex symbol

arataka reigen, the finest man alive

(a character from mob psycho 100)

person 1: wow have you heard of the internet sex symbol??
person 2: yeah reigen's so sexy am i right??

by perseus69 September 5, 2021

Internet points

An often ironic synonym for the upvotes/likes you can get on various websites. "Internet points" is often used to point out that these have no real value, and craving for likes is pretty useless.

"Look, my post got over 1000 Upvotes!"

"Your Internet points won't pay the bills, Jim."

by Sabulan March 25, 2019

Experimental Internet Gas

This is an absolutely baffling term originating from Marvel's New Warrior's comic reboot. The experimental internet gas gave a character called Screentime (a meme-obsessed teen superhero - literally) his special powers after his grandfather made the gas. This is a legit Marvel creation.

What.

"A Meme-Obsessed super teen whose brain became connected to the internet after becoming exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas.” Now he can see augmented reality and real-time maps, and can instantly Google any fact. Does this make him effectively a genius? He sure acts like it does."

by Clockwork Caracal March 19, 2020

Internet fairy

A person who searches the Internet for things that they like, comments on them in a positive way, and praises people for posting things that the fairy likes. An Internet fairy is the opposite of an Internet troll.

An Internet fairy totally bombarded my Facebook post with enthusiastic and uplifting comments

by @Affectrovert June 3, 2015

potato internet

Generally used to describe really horrible Internet service that either lags or disconnects. Potatoes are a rudimentary electricity source, as many of you should have learned in elementary school.

Tell John to fix his potato Internet.

by #1 Messi Fan March 19, 2014

internetland

A wonderful place people can go to and get lost in while getting away from everyday shit.

Fuck this mess, I"m going to visit internetland.

by jpg3 July 12, 2015