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wifoly

when a friend lets him have sex with his wife , especially when the other guy's wife is out of town.
Mike : He man I am bored , enough of getting wasted everynight since my wife is out of town.

John: Why don't you come over tonight, once kids go to be we can have a wifoly.

Mike: Sounds like a plan , I will bring the lube and rubber
by o3924820 August 8, 2009
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wifouf

Lucy just had a wifouf attack looking at food.
by Jumpy Lumpy Gally February 25, 2017
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Wisom

Nine is a fucking dumbass and can't spell Wisdom
my wisom is 100
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Wiomar

A person full of love and strength. Blessed by god. Usually someone with an incredible sense of humor and charming good looks. An amazing father, husband and son. Someone who brightens a room with their unique personality. Definitely someone you want around and will never forget!
He’s such a great person, he’s such a wiomar!
by olisaferoa29 November 12, 2018
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WIFM

"What's in it for me"
"Are you always so selfish, WIFM boy?
by CW February 15, 2004
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Wifo

Women's Issues. A forum on Craigslist that talks about issues that women face. Although the welcome note says men are welcome, they most certainly are not.

Topics to bring up in Wifo:
-abortion
-anal sex
-animal rights
-bikini waxes
-complaining about your job
-complaining about your co-workers
-confessions
-depression
-fapping
-food
-homosexuality
-jealousy, or being "J"
-"kittehs"
-microwaving fish
-money
-"morans"
-Pepito, pepito-pie, pep, etc.
-traveling
-trolls
-weed
-"What does it mean when....?" questions
-wine

If you are pretty, you will be hated.
If you are rich, you will be hated.
If you drive an SUV, you will be hated.

You will always be fat, ugly, and stupid

You will be hated regardless of what you post, and you will never get any informative information, unless you know the right people to ask.

You will most likely feel like shit about yourself after you post, and then someone will post a kitteh pic, and you will feel better.

And if you ever need a present for your SO, steak and a BJ
Sally: "Hey, why are you so upset?"
Mary: "I went on Wifo to ask if I should get my cat de-clawed and they told me to die"
by *OMGWTFBBQ April 29, 2009
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WTFOMGROFLMAO

Short for "WHATTHEFUCKOHMYGODROLLINGONFTHEFLOORLAUGHINGMYASSOFF". A term used to display astonishment, hilarity, and/or utter 1337ness over someone else.
Bill: "I raped your dog."
Fred: "WTFOMGROFLMAO!"

Charles: "Damnit I missed becuase my aim sucks today"
Andy: "WTFOMGROFLMAO YOU SUCK EVERYDAY!!"
by Ben Dinh September 10, 2005
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