Wiener

official German name for someone who lives in Vienna (Wien).

You can tell he's a true Wiener by the size of his nose.

by i (heart) david hasselhoff October 24, 2008

wienerize

1. (v) a synonym for "copulation" that involves a shlong, meat-stick, crotch-worm or otherwise penis-esque object...also synonymous with "fuck", "pork" and "greasing the blood log"

2. (v) a 23rd century process by which the bratwurst bots of Northern Latvia converted 30,000 hapless peasants into their unwilling thralls.

3. (v) a 24th century slang term for manipulating the uneducated into eating primitive 21st century meat products made from the ground sphincter-gristle of pigs

"Hey baby, why don't you come back to my place and let me wienerize you?"

"Just lemme take off my sullied adult diapers and we can start the process of wienerization, baby!"

"The corpse of Monika Pavils was found in Northern Latvia today, her prefrontal cortex replaced by a log of kielbasa in an apparent attempt at wienerization gone wrong..."

by Dwokoneseus November 27, 2009

Wiener

When a male is not mature enough to be called a "dick"

- Man, did you see that ass last night?

- Yeah, what a wiener!

by Tyler Green May 6, 2008

wiener

1. Vulgar slang for a penis

2. A person that is deliberately a jerk

1. I have a nasty rash on my wiener

2. Quit acting like a winer, jackass!

by rdodgerules July 15, 2008

wienering

To go up to someone and put ur wiener in or on them and yell wiener as loud as you can

Ahhhhh I'm wienering everyone it feels so good.
I like to wiener every piece of pussy I can find.

by dushon mandick June 11, 2008

wieners

a long cylinders of meat

that vender has the biggest wieners i have ever seen. i want to suck them

by ebba May 24, 2005

Wiener

A word that's funny no matter how old you are

Man: "wiener's cooking"

Everyone one else: "haha, he said wiener"

by Charlie Blanston June 1, 2013